I just ran away from Budapest and its naked boy sculptures... figuring, if there's one country I won't encounter them, it'll be the USA.

Well, guess what
(Oh well. It's Seattle.)

(It's even on Google Streetview, on the corner of Alaskan Way & Broad st. They could have waited with taking the picture because it's obscured by high fountains half the time. But no, they took it when the fountains were down. If you zoom in and look closely, you can find a Tiny Stone Boy Butt on Streetview! Scandal! )